wilson owens
i kid who always is ballin, but also a smart ass at times.
hates mexican people who speak spanish!
haahahhahaha!
hates mexican people who speak spanish!
haahahhahaha!
wilson owens by carlynicolesmithens May 22, 2008
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Owen Wilson
A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
Owen Wilson by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018
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Owen Wilson by Tomola December 5, 2018
owen wilson
the wilson brother who starred in movies such as 'Wedding Crashers' and 'Meet the Parents.'
the actor with the screwed up nose whose brother is Luke Wilson
the actor with the screwed up nose whose brother is Luke Wilson
owen wilson by Misquez January 4, 2006
owen wilson
The funnier, more broad ranging Wilson brother. Makes alot of movies with Ben Stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by Wes Anderson. See Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and his nose.
Owen Wilson was good, but not nearly as good as Bill Murray in "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"; but wow has Bill aged.
owen wilson by DukeNukem 6971 February 4, 2006
Owen Wilson Nose
A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
Owen Wilson Nose by David452 June 15, 2008
Owen Wilson
The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
Owen Wilson by Cockdriller March 11, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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