Wilson'd 

When you slap a nice, big titty so hard you leave a large, red handprint on it. This causes the aforementioned titty to resemble Wilson, from the Tom Hanks movie "Cast Away."

I saw Chelsea Handler walking topless down the street and it looked like someone Wilson'd her left tittyball.

Wilson'd by dreamcycle November 12, 2014

Wilson'd 

When your fat mate gives you three rapid for being annoying.

Gilbert was bring a tosser on Saturday night & got Wilson'd

Wilson'd by Henryfeguson October 30, 2013

Wilson'd 

When your fat mate gives you three rapid for being annoying.

Gilbert was bring a tosser on Saturday night & got Wilson'd

Wilson'd by Henryfeguson October 30, 2013

Owen Wilson'd 

same meaning as the word owned. Found in the letters (OWEN) wilson'(D).

Doug: "Oh crap I realized chicks don't like long hair!"
Anyone of Doug's friends:"Owen Wilson'd!"

Owen Wilson'd by Shawn Y. February 2, 2005

Brett Wilson'd 

The act of swallowing so much man goo durring a bukkake gangbang that raw hot dogs can slide down your throat with ease without even taking a bite!

There were so many hot dudes in tight pants last night that i couldn't resist getting Brett Wilson'd!

Brett Wilson'd by Stickyfacewilson November 8, 2019

Lamar Wilson Davis 

A side character from the game GTA 5. He is friends with Franklin Clinton, who is a main protagonist of the game. Lamar destroyed Franklin with a simple line.

Franklin Clinton: Man fuck you i’ll see you at work.

Lamar Wilson Davis: Ah nigga don’t hate because I’m beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got you get some bitches on your dick. Oh better yet, maybe Tanisha’ll call your dog ass if she ever stop fuckin’ with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with, niggaaa

Lamar Wilson Davis by SuperHyperdarklink December 20, 2020

Wilson Door 

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense; A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. Wilson Door was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up project management, and take up digging ditches.

Wilson Door by OH... THAT guy! June 27, 2010