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A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
She sent me some great pics last night, look at this Owen Wilson
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the wilson brother who starred in movies such as 'Wedding Crashers' and 'Meet the Parents.'

the actor with the screwed up nose whose brother is Luke Wilson
by Misquez January 04, 2006
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The funnier, more broad ranging Wilson brother. Makes alot of movies with Ben Stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by Wes Anderson. See Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and his nose.
Owen Wilson was good, but not nearly as good as Bill Murray in "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"; but wow has Bill aged.
by DukeNukem 6971 January 27, 2006
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The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
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A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!
Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.
by Tomola December 05, 2018
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Luke: My brother was unsuccessful for a third time commit suicide.
Vince:So he pulled an Owen Wilson
by Paranoid 4ever September 10, 2007
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