Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".

"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."

Owens by privyninja September 15, 2009

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Being so inexplicably yet secretly creepy there is no other word to describe it other than being an "Owens".

Yeah, he was acting like such an Owens...

Owens by Ooohhellomydearies July 28, 2011

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The best sensai in the world!

My teacher is Owens!

owens by etgeek June 25, 2004

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The female version of Alan from the Hangover (a retard)

or someone who use's excessive fake tan.

You see that girl Lucy, she's such a retard....what an Owens.

Owens by L Pegs April 29, 2010

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To make a mistake, screw something up, constantly do something wrong. A habitual bungler.

Bill purchased a new car and forgot to add oil to the engine , he really owensed that up.

Owens by Joe Bolrick April 6, 2020

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