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willyc is always breaking things and is one of the most destructive things in the east lothian.
wiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllly what have you done!

mr kerr said "yourrrrrr mining sonnn!!!"

Willy "it wisny me di-hi set it up"

mr kerr "i dontttt carrrre annnymorrre willy!!!!!!!"

mr kerr "getttt backkk too youurrr kennnnnalll sonnnnn!!!!"
willy c by dr ddw voge December 4, 2003
Words you can keep
william the conquerer
willy c:

william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”
willy c by KloDaniels March 5, 2021

Wet C Willy 

When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear
Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*
Wet C Willy by patfenis6969 July 25, 2018

C. Willy 

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.
"that is such a gnarly drop! Dont C. Willy it"
C. Willy by call me maybe August 6, 2012

willy cushion 

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'
willy cushion by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013

Willy Chang 

When you have a Willy SO legendary it doesn't fit on the scale. This could be in terms of length, girth or just all round epic ness. English people and Swedish people are most commonly known for Willy Chang’s. Now there is an opposite term for this being “Chilly Wang” when your willy is so lame and unimpressive.
Example 1
Charlie: Omg did you hear Jon has a Willy Chang
Dominic: Wow no way
Example 2
Harry: Don’t you think Jon’s Chilly Wang is sooooo lame
Klajdi: Yeah, I’d have to agree. It’s pathetic
Willy Chang by Orla_Anna June 30, 2022

Willy Clit'n 

When you rub your willy on yo woman's clit.
"I got Sharise off wit d'ol Willy Clit'n!"
Willy Clit'n by Mo Fro Bro July 31, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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