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Wet Willfred

Like a wet Willy but with someone else’s balls
I woke up with my dogs balls in my ear. “Mother fucker gave me a wet Willfred”

Wilfredo 

Origin of name is Hispanic. (Ex. Honduran, Spanish.) Not to be confused with "Alfredo" or "Fred".

An emotionless hardass to those who don't truly know him, but a thoughtful, passionate, loving, dedicated sweetheart to those he cares for. Quite often a liar, but his abundance of great qualities makes up for it. Slightly dorky, but that only adds to the appeal.

Also a wonderful cook, hard worker, and fantastic lover. The sexiest man you will ever lay eyes on; the definition of "tall, dark and handsome."

All around the full package. Be jealous of anyone who has a Wilfredo.
I wish I had a Wilfredo!
Wilfredo by PiercedPeppermint December 14, 2010
Wilfred's a guy who you can easily talk to. He's someone who has definitely got a superb taste in music. Watch out though, he secretly thinks he's too cool for anyone and he probably is. Has smooth moves up his sleeves but is too shy to show them off. Probably stares at the mirror feeling like he's Elvis though. Overall, top guy.
Carla: Damn that Wilfred guy is pretty cool, right?
Jasmine: Yeah and he's cute too! *swoons*
Wilfred by cheesecake_ July 13, 2016

Wilfredo 

Wilfredo is an amazing thoughtful guy that anybody would be lucky to have as a friend. he will always be there and is always putting others first. he’s one of the most special people you will ever meet, especially to his girlfriend. he is someone you want close and not to loose. he doesn’t show his emotions easy, but once you hear them, you realize why it’s so important to cherish them. he acts like a tough guy on the outside but to the people that really know him, he is a strong, loving, funny, sweet, generous, squishy (not in weight), and so so special.
I think Wilfredo likes me

You’re so lucky! Don’t let him go.
Wilfredo by Aaaalllyyyysssaaaa February 10, 2019

Wilfredo 

Wilfredo ;
you want him in your life, forever ..
keep him close , and personal ...
he looks like hes going to kill you, but inderneathe those dark brown eyes, he's more loving than anyone, especially to his girlfriend, or to people he loves.
he's got anger, and fear inside of him, in which he slides aside and focuses on sports.
Wilfredo is very active, and incredible coook.
He's funny, akward, and stays quiet with people who he don't know.
People who he is comadible with, is Jessicas, Emilys, Jasmines, Shellys , Ambers , Tatiannas, Tierra, Sierra, Laura, Laurissa, And who ever steals his heart first .. Tall, sexy, brown eyes, and brown skin, Wilfredo is pure gold... who has familila whome you don't fuck with , they wiilll kick your asssss.
" my boyfriends Wilfredo "
eeew , what a name
" uhhh , what a face (;"
Wilfredo by soccersexxxy July 3, 2011
Wilfred is a man who is extremely masculine and liked by many. He is good looking, well mannered and intelligent! All guys want to be a Wilfred and all girls want to date a Wilfred.
Hey bro look at Wilfred, all the chicks dig him man!
Wilfred by Stacey Fredisha February 1, 2015