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Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat
Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...
Wilks by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011
Words you can keep
-another word for milking a cow.
-to be evil
-to have an urge to take hydrogen oxide canisters(waterbottles)
Jonny: Hey did you see what that guy is doing to that cow!
Jon: No, what was it?
Jonny: that guy is doing the wilks
Jon: LOLOCAKES NO WAIZ?!
Wilks by CaramelPecpec January 29, 2007
To form a fist and violently thrust it into a the face of one the dealer is in hostility with.
I wilksed Johnny when he took my bicycle.
wilks by The Flying Jesus October 13, 2003
Used when asking for ends on a Cigarette, named after the ginger god Matt Wilkinson Himself, lord of the art of the ‘two’s’.
Oh that ciggy looks tasty, can I wilks you on that please?”
Wilks by Namrak Dehammom July 19, 2018
A last name for twins that share nothing and both suck in different ways, The oldest is always a stupid ass cunt.
And the youngest gets to attached and acts faggoty
Older Wilks: You Suck Im grumpy
Younger Wilks: I only like toes this week
Wilks by MoneyMakaTheThird August 21, 2025

The John Wilks Booth 

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.
While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

the wilks 

apsolute weapon, clicks his finger and makes all women die of orgasm, there has only ever been one might Wilks who shall not be named.
the wilks by markforfillyourdreams January 4, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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