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Most likely a chemistry teacher who curses you out in another language and wants you to cry and die
That teacher is a total wilgan
wilgan by Jules Breck October 8, 2020
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Wiganed. (verb) - To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. Comes from the football team Wigan Athletic F.C being shit all season until they really needed a win and beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Newcastle.
"I didn't study but I Wiganed that exam"
Wiganed by Bastboost October 1, 2012
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Wildan is a rare direct Quranic name for boys that means “boys of Paradise,” boys who are mentioned in the Quran as being in Paradise. They are amazingly beautiful and there is many of them for each person/family, they will be workers/servants who will carry out work like bringing food to the family and guests, etc.
"He will be a wildan"
Wildan by rythm March 10, 2015

Wigan wank 

An act of masturbation whilst eating a pie.
"Did you do anything nice for lunch today?"
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."
Wigan wank by EmmaBunny December 18, 2020

Wet Wednesday in Wigan 

A term used by English football fans to question how foreign players would perform in the English Premier League. Incinuates the English game is more physical, more "manly" and subject to adverse weather conditions.
Chris - Messi is awesome! Best player in the world!

PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?
Wet Wednesday in Wigan by slipzka November 14, 2013

Wigan Donk 

Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.
I gave a Jessica a real good Wigan Donk last night. Meat and potato went everywhere.
Wigan Donk by VassODiarby September 22, 2012
(verb) To do fuck all for a period of time before being saved by temporary brilliance.
E.g "I didn't study but I Wiganed that test."
Wigan by Dink247 October 1, 2012
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