wilfork

a slang term used to describe poking someone in the eye(s)

Inspired by Vince Wilfork (#75) defensive tackle for the New England Patriots during the last game of the 07/08 season against the Giants

If you don't stop hitting me I'm going to wilfork you!

Ahhh, I can't see I was just wilforked.

by Kristin and Meghan January 05, 2008

Vince Wilfork

A monster

"after Vince Wilfork trucked Eli Manning his momentum was so great that he slid about another 4 feet on his stomach like a walrus."

by theNFLfan November 09, 2009

Vince Wilfork Dump

A dump that fills the entire toilet.

"Dude, I totally just took a "Vince Wilfork Dump". It was massive and smelled terrible."

by Dispassionate Surfer February 29, 2012