Wifervise

The need to be supervised by your wife when doing a project around the house especially when you know that whatever you do will not fit her vision.

Wife " when I'm out Can you put up the curtains so that they hang kind of off the floor?"
Husband " I'm going to need to be Wifervised on because it sounds like you have a clear vision of what you want"

Wifervise by Ronaldr55 June 28, 2015

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Wifercist

1. Slanderous name one uses when referring to ones wife in a negative manner. Meant to invoke images of said wife appearing as a combination of herself and Reagan from The Exorcist in the throes of demon possession.

2. Can also be used to refer to ones ex-wife.

Friend: So, how have things been Joe?

Joe: Well, the wifercist emptied the bank account again today and then, as if THAT wasn't enough, she stole my dog!

Wifercist by Ledbetter777 July 8, 2009

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Wifervise • Wifercist • Winercise

Winercise

The art of drinking wine in a remote location only accessible by method of biking or walking. For example NYC's Central Park or a beach. In some cases, consumption straight from the bottle is required.

Winercise was created when a boyfriend questioned his girlfriend's comfort in carrying two bottles of wine to NYC's Central Park in a tote bag specifically meant to carry two bottles of wine. She responded with "A little winercise never hurt anyone!"

For example: Let's meet after work on Friday at Central Park for some winercise.

Winercise by Jactak March 25, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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