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the wifehaver 

“They call me ..... the wifehaver
*everyone trembles and/or shits and pisses themselves
the wifehaver by Wifehaver January 24, 2021

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021

wifeager 

When your loving, caring, doting wife manages you or your business ventures. Wife+Manager=Wifeager
He doesn't need an assistant he has a wifeager wifeager
wifeager by TheREALMrsTAYLOR July 23, 2016

wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao
Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?
wife haver by KillstreakCuber February 2, 2021

wifeshaver 

wifeshaver (with a s on instagram) is one of the funniest and coolest tiktoker there is! they post hilarious videos on popular app named tiktok. this platform has very funny creators that post on it! but wifeshaver is one of them. he is super awesome i suggest following her! peepee
Person A: Why are you laughing so much???
Person B: @wifeshaver just posted on tiktok!
Person A: Whos that?
Person B: A super funny person i suggest following him!

Person A: Okay!!!

Wifeovers 

The leftover food a man gets to eat when his wife is done eating.
Jake didn't want to go back for seconds before he ate his wifeovers
Wifeovers by Munkeeboy February 5, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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