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wifehaver 

a person who steals other people’s wives AKA the one and only tommyinnit
tommyinnit steals everyone’s wives he is indeed the wifehaver
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the wifehaver 

“They call me ..... the wifehaver
*everyone trembles and/or shits and pisses themselves
the wifehaver by Wifehaver January 24, 2021

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021

wifeager 

When your loving, caring, doting wife manages you or your business ventures. Wife+Manager=Wifeager
He doesn't need an assistant he has a wifeager wifeager
wifeager by TheREALMrsTAYLOR July 23, 2016

wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao
Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?
wife haver by KillstreakCuber February 2, 2021

wifeshaver 

wifeshaver (with a s on instagram) is one of the funniest and coolest tiktoker there is! they post hilarious videos on popular app named tiktok. this platform has very funny creators that post on it! but wifeshaver is one of them. he is super awesome i suggest following her! peepee
Person A: Why are you laughing so much???
Person B: @wifeshaver just posted on tiktok!
Person A: Whos that?
Person B: A super funny person i suggest following him!

Person A: Okay!!!

Wifeovers 

The leftover food a man gets to eat when his wife is done eating.
Jake didn't want to go back for seconds before he ate his wifeovers
Wifeovers by Munkeeboy February 5, 2012
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