widger

a clever person with a big brain, that spontaneously sprouts w innovations

these ideas got me feeling like widger rn

by yaboiskinnypenis124453 February 8, 2020

Widger

A very small penis, almost considered an innie. Asians are considered black when next to a Widger.

Dam man my penis is so small today! I feel like I have a Widger dick.

by Widger April 22, 2018

wigger mortis

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state

wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was

by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Wiggeristics

Items, props, jewelry and the indicators that helps to identify a white person as a "Wigger." This may include but not limited to certain older automobiles, hydraulics, baggy pants, puffy jackets, Fubu clothing, hood ornaments, gold-capped teeth and sneakers just to name a few.

Check out the wiggeristics on that white dude’s Impala over there! Tricked out ride with a hydraulic kit, neon ground effects, Cadillac hood ornament hanging from the rear view mirror.

by the6pack January 4, 2004

wiggers

a white nigga

a white person who thinks they are black.

by Erykha July 14, 2003

Wigger

A basic white person, typically male, who tries to emulate black culture in the way they talk, dress and act.

Jake: "Hey Justin, Molly told me you're a Wigger now, is it true?"
Justin: "Yo shorty, what's the bizzle in the hizzle fo' shizzle? Don't be hatin' foo. I'm just keepin' it phresh on the flippity flop, HOLLA NOW!"
Jake: "wow... I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by ERMAHGERD March 7, 2015

Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

by yourboybd December 30, 2018