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wide mouth mayonnaise jar 

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.
The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

wide mouth frog 

wide mouth frog by keefdave June 9, 2003

Vented wide mouth 

a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light
dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!

Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag

A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!

mouth wide open 

A song made by the singer cupcakke called deepthroat she has 4 albums Cum Cake, Queen Elizabitch, Audacious, and STD....😬
Mouth wide open like I'm at the dentists

wide mouthed frog 

a woman with a wide gash
hay i did your mum last night, she has a gash like a wide mouthed frog. i thought i was shaggin a welly.
wide mouthed frog by mr b allbags October 9, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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