Widemouth 

Usually an old fart but not always. Basically a widemouth has is mouth agape and a stupid look on his face. Widemouths are usually stupid looking and live in their own reality. They always park in handicap spots even their only handicap is the lack of intelligence. A widemouth always drives his vehicle at slowest legal speed. A widemouth is cheap and will demand a senoir citizen's discount. I widemouth always thinks he is entitled to all benefits, discounts and government programs.

Look in the disabled parking spots, the widemouths are the ones that are not disabled or the ones that exit their vehicle with a cane which is tapped on the ground.

Widemouth by Hendricus Van Beek December 8, 2007

Widemouth 

A Chat website owned by G , also known as Widey. Populated by mostly n00bs.

-bahh...i have one many times that size...but im not going to show it to you because i dont like you

- Yeh well , I don't like you either , you touch yourself much too much.

- yes. yes i do

Widemouth by Anonymous January 21, 2005

wide mouth mayonnaise jar 

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

wide mouth mayonnaise jar by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

widemush

"widemush"

Geordie slang meaning "to be sly and deceitful in a way that benefits you and sometimes others around you"

Example "Jimmy pretended he had ran out of cigarettes until the end of the night when everyone was choking for a smoke, he then revealed an unopened box" thus making Jimmy a widemush.

widemush by Otis Gray February 16, 2014

wide mouth

an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches

dude, i tried to wide mouth a coke can, my teeth are no completely fucked!!!!

wide mouth by MamboPie February 23, 2011

wide mouth frog 

Pseudonym of Karl Longden

Blah blah blah

wide mouth frog by keefdave June 9, 2003

whitemouth 

A whitemouth is a name given to a self-hating black person. A whitemouth praises and idolizes the white race while putting his own black race down. Traits of a whitemouth are disassociation with other blacks often taking a white person or other person with light skin as a spouse or companion. The term can be modified such as "whitemouth nigger" or "Louisiana whitemouth".

Whitemouth Sheriff David Clarke thinks all blacks are criminals.

whitemouth, whitemouth nigger, uncle, tom, oreo, step n' fetch it

whitemouth by Rayvyn27 October 23, 2015