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Whyoming 

defn: A place you want to avoid like the plague.

Whyoming, a play on the spelling and name of the desolate state Wyoming, adding a "h" in a proper place, helps ask the eternal question: "Why?"

Wyoming is a cold, very windy, desolate state. It has the least amount of people per square mile for a reason. The largest city is its capital, Cheyenne, which is in the range of 60,000 people (yes, a few universities have more students than that).

In short, though it has a few beautiful areas, it's known to urban and city people as a place to avoid like the plague. Why go to Wyoming when Colorado is nearby?
"I don't wanna' go to that lame frat party--that's Whyoming!"
Whyoming by CadeRageous January 11, 2009
Combinin' 'why' and 'how come' to mean whatfer.
If we camed from monkeys, then whycome there still be monkeys?
whycome by Smapple February 23, 2008

whydoiitch 

big group of friends that came together the day before july 4th! they are so iconic
hey did you see whydoiitch they are the best people
whydoiitch by yesohmy20173 October 28, 2020
Whycom you dun did dat?
whycom by JNut June 16, 2006
Stands for 'Watch how you speak on my name'. Used when someone talk shit and you need to help them get back in their lane. Followed up by a neck roll, occasional snap, and a confident walk away. Leaves the person who was throwin shade jaw dropped and low key jealous they didn't think of that.

Originated by Drake in his VMA 2016 acceptance speech. (Can be seen on YouTube, the first video if you search "Watch how you speak on my name.")
Speech:
Girl 1: Girl, fuck out my way hoe.
Girl 2: Bitch, you better watch how you speak on my name! *neck roll* *snaps fingers* *confidently struts away*

Text:
Girl 1: This bitch called me a hoe today and I told her whysomn. The ugly ass bitch had the nerve so I had to put her back in her lane
Girl 2: Damn girl, ok
whysomn by alljustcause January 26, 2018
Person1: Hey, i deleted all your files!
Person2: Whycome!!!!?!??
whycome by Solly74 December 16, 2012