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whoresight 

the ability of a man or woman to enter a venue and immediately discern his or her chances of getting laid
Friend to another friend : "We went to a guy's only bar for Glen's coming out party. I doubted that anyone would be able to pick up girls at the occasion, but upon arrival, Lance's penetrating whoresight found the opportunity but lingering in the air. Lo, and behold, he left with three women. All of them lookers.
whoresight by pancaketreehouse June 16, 2016
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Whoresight 

The ability of a whore to predict certain actions of people because she has experienced too much and is tired of everyone's shit.
Luckily, I had the whoresight to know he was going to ruin my life.
Whoresight by mermaid queen October 14, 2022
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Wheretight 

A game similar to shag/marry/kill whereby one person names three men (alive, dead, famous or otherwise - as long as they are known to the other person). The other person then has to say where they would put them in an airtight formation.
Richie: "Let's play Wheretight!"
Sharon: "Orsum!"
Richie: "Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, David Guest"
Sharon: "Elvis in the bum, Tom in the muff, David in the mouth.
Wheretight by Kate Telman April 6, 2011

whoresitting 

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.
i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.
whoresitting by Dick Ballderass August 11, 2010

whorelights 

When a girl dyes her hair black or dark brown underneath and blond on top, resulting in two distinct layers.
Check out the whorelights on her. They look awful.
whorelights by g0ds4v3tehqu33n July 27, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026