whoresight

the ability of a man or woman to enter a venue and immediately discern his or her chances of getting laid

Friend to another friend : "We went to a guy's only bar for Glen's coming out party. I doubted that anyone would be able to pick up girls at the occasion, but upon arrival, Lance's penetrating whoresight found the opportunity but lingering in the air. Lo, and behold, he left with three women. All of them lookers.

by pancaketreehouse June 16, 2016

Whoresight

The ability of a whore to predict certain actions of people because she has experienced too much and is tired of everyone's shit.

Luckily, I had the whoresight to know he was going to ruin my life.

by mermaid queen October 14, 2022

Wheretight

A game similar to shag/marry/kill whereby one person names three men (alive, dead, famous or otherwise - as long as they are known to the other person). The other person then has to say where they would put them in an airtight formation.

Richie: "Let's play Wheretight!"
Sharon: "Orsum!"
Richie: "Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, David Guest"
Sharon: "Elvis in the bum, Tom in the muff, David in the mouth.

by Kate Telman April 6, 2011

whoresitting

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.

i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.

by Dick Ballderass August 11, 2010

whorelights

When a girl dyes her hair black or dark brown underneath and blond on top, resulting in two distinct layers.

Check out the whorelights on her. They look awful.

by g0ds4v3tehqu33n July 27, 2008