A Mormon who pretends to be righteous and pure but is doing whatever it takes to keep their partner or just having a plain old good time. Also known as a "Bad Mormon".
A: "Isn't that Ben/Sarah? They're drinking and getting laid I thought they were Mormon."
B: "No, they're Whormon."
B: "No, they're Whormon."
by Ikasamak March 30, 2010
Get the whormon mug.Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
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by Fluffy McNubNubs April 1, 2008
Get the whormone mug.A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Get the Whoremones mug.1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...
2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...
2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007
Get the Whoremonkey mug.Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.
"She is such a Whoremon!"
by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008
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