whormon
A Mormon who pretends to be righteous and pure but is doing whatever it takes to keep their partner or just having a plain old good time. Also known as a "Bad Mormon".
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whoremonica
Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
Related Words
whormones • whormon • Whormony • whoremonger • whoremones • whoron • whoremon • Whoremonkey • whormo • whoremonal
whormone
whormone by Fluffy McNubNubs April 1, 2008
Whorton Hears a Poo
A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Whorton Hears a Poo by gregben June 8, 2021
Whoremones
Whoremones by Jayniew January 24, 2009
Whoremonkey
1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...
2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...
2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
Whoremonkey by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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