whormon 

A Mormon who pretends to be righteous and pure but is doing whatever it takes to keep their partner or just having a plain old good time. Also known as a "Bad Mormon".

A: "Isn't that Ben/Sarah? They're drinking and getting laid I thought they were Mormon."

B: "No, they're Whormon."

whormon by Ikasamak March 30, 2010

whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whormone 

the female hormone that gives a women the desire to become a hooker or such.

wow her whormones are acting up.

whormone by Fluffy McNubNubs April 1, 2008

Whorton Hears a Poo 

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

Whorton Hears a Poo by gregben June 8, 2021

Whoremones 

hormones which make you act as a whore

Dang that skank has some serious whoremones

Whoremones by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.

1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!

Whoremonkey by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007

Whoremon 

Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.

"She is such a Whoremon!"

Whoremon by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008