AutoHelmet

The act of fellatio when performed in an automobile preferably when the recipient is driving.
I could barely stay in my lane when my girl was giving me autohelmet.

The trucker honked his horn when he drove by and saw me getting some autohelmet.
by WonderMike35 September 29, 2009
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WhoreMom

A woman who is single, recently divorced, or currently in a divorce who uses child support funds or alimony from her Ex for such common necessities as alcohol, bar and nightclub visits, or recreational drugs.
That whoremom is bleeding me dry with her scandalous ways.

My Ex-wife is a whoremom and is undoubtably using my child support for vodka!
by WonderMike35 September 29, 2009
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