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WhoreMom

A woman who is single, recently divorced, or currently in a divorce who uses child support funds or alimony from her Ex for such common necessities as alcohol, bar and nightclub visits, or recreational drugs.
That whoremom is bleeding me dry with her scandalous ways.

My Ex-wife is a whoremom and is undoubtably using my child support for vodka!
by WonderMike35 September 29, 2009
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whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
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Whoresome

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome
-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!
by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018
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Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore
Dang that skank has some serious whoremones
by Jayniew January 24, 2009
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Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.
1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007
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Whoremon

Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.
"She is such a Whoremon!"
by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008
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whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.
Joe is such a whoremonger.
by Rony February 6, 2003
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