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whore clown

A slutty whore starved for attention that spackles her face with foundation and paints eyebrows on her forehead in the hopes of being penetrated. Usually accompanied by hoola hoop sized earrings. They also chew gum violently. Their normal uniform is a windbreaker outfit with matching shoes.
That drunken whore clown hugged me at the club and left one of her eyebrows on my shirt.
whore clown by Nicky in Gretna January 7, 2008
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clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.
The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores
clown whore by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009

Clown Whore

1)(noun): a girl that wears too much make-up
"Hey Marc you see that clown whore over there? I'd get gummy from her but I might disturbe the small eco enviorment she got growing on her face"
Clown Whore by The_Guminator January 16, 2004

whoreclown 

Adjective
1. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of an obviously extravagant or gaudy individual.
2. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of a person who is both a whore and a clown.
My babysitter used to dress up as a princess and we would play tea-party, naked. In retrospect I know now that he is a molesting whoreclown faggot.
whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008

whoreclown 

Noun
1. A person whose mannerisms and/or garb are similar to that of whores and clowns.
2. A person who works both in the clowning and whoring industries.

My old babysitter, the whoreclown, used to make balloon animals to help me go to sleep at night. This one time she put a balloon snake up my butt.
whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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