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When an employee of BK is working in the kitchen making sandwhiches, and has to goto the bathroom; and they do not wash their hands before touching their penis to pull it out of their pants and handles it while peeing.
while working at BK in the kitchen, health department allows us bare hand contact while assembling sandwhiches. Your hands smell like whoppers after making multitues of sandwhiches from the meat, and touching lettuce, tomatoes, pickels, and raw onions constantly. If you don't wash your hands before handling you penis, the smell and greese is now transfered to your pennis. Hense your penis now smells like a whopper! And probbly taste like one too!
Now you have a "Whopper Cock"

Ill, I know... just some of the things you think of while working at the king.

belive me I wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!
whopper cock by Drewnin November 12, 2010
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Cock Whopper 

When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.
Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?

You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?

Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”

You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”
Cock Whopper by SpiderKiller59 April 13, 2022

whopper cocker 

Slang; Hobknocker.
Def: An individual that eats Burger King during intercourse.
The whopper cocker was very tired after a long day of work.
whopper cocker by Captain Cooler December 13, 2016

cock whipper 

someone who loves to have cocks whipped on their faces or to whip their own cocks on other men's. also refers to having your penis whipped with vines etc.
"hey jonathan badowski is here, lets start whipping"
cock whipper by evil eye June 3, 2004

whoppercock 

A fat, girthy,beautiful long 10 inch plus penis.
Omg I hooked up with this dude last night and he had a total whoppercock.
whoppercock by MBstyle January 24, 2019

whoppercock 

A huge, girthy, fat and long 10 inch plus penis that is beautiful to look at.
I hooked up with John last night he has the most perfect whoppercock I’ve ever seen.
whoppercock by MBstyle January 24, 2019