whompus cat 

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

whompus cat by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

Wompus Cat 

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

Wompus Cat by hoothoot December 24, 2007

whompuss cat 

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

whompuss cat by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

wompus cat 

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

wompus cat by john hammond August 3, 2007

whompas cat

Anything that will eat you before you can eat it.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.

My wife was a whompas cat yesterday

whompas cat by Redneckin February 1, 2021

whomppus cat 

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

whomppus cat by yourmyprisonbitch May 10, 2014

whompuscat 

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

whompuscat by Sirduck June 19, 2018