whompuscat 

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

whompuscat by Sirduck June 19, 2018

whompus cat 

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

whompus cat by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

Whompicated 

Intoxicated beyond recognition or able to walk straight (wobbly)

I'm so whompicated , I can't even stand

Whompicated by Zerorob August 15, 2016