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wholistic

Wholistic is not a word.
Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.
by LexAveNYC August 25, 2008
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Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
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holistic fuck

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
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Whoristics

The combined factors involved in defining someone as a whore, which when taken singularly may not be considered skanky but when combined result in the conclusion that the person involved is a total slut
"the low cut top, red lipstick, and high heels aren't that bad by themselves but together on her the Whoristics nature of her is undeniable"
"yeah, I'd tap that"
by Brian_Brian April 11, 2008
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holistic

adj. In its entirety; any system, structure or organism considered as a whole composed of many parts. n. holistics; adv. holistically. (cf. gestalt)
A holistic approach would solve the problem rather than trying to patch it up piecemeal.
by Mystikan November 19, 2003
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Holistic

It's a philosophy of sexual life. Basically, in this type of sexual life there is no oral or anal sex or even kissing, just plain vanilla sex. Missionary position is given priority and the rest are rarely used or discarded altogether.
Toppo believes in holistic living.
by chanzerre June 15, 2023
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whorestick

a noun used negatively and figuratively in order to infer that whoever will receive the blows is a whore.
"I'ma beat her with my whorestick!" or "That girl looks like she was beat up with a whorestick."
by emilyhasarosebud February 3, 2010
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