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Woody Allen: The only thing unusual is that she's Mia's daughter. But she's an adopted daughter and a grown woman. I could have met her at a party or something.

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k

Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.

Queen Victoria had crotchless bloomers with "VR" embroidered, which stands for "Victoria Regina".

U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.