LexAveNYC's definitions

Huma Weiner

Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner

Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?

by LexAveNyc July 13, 2010

U

Atomic symbol for uranium, a radioactive, fissile element named for Uranus.

N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k

by LexAveNYC June 17, 2009

on vot theory?

WTF!

Bullshit!

A Washington Redskins cornerback prevents a Dallas touchdown, but is called for pass interference.

William Safire: "Bad call!"

Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."

National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger: "On vot theory?"

by LexAveNYC May 10, 2009

shimmer

a dessert topping. it's delicious! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!

Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!

by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007

shimmer

A floor wax. Outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.

Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax!

by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007

deuterostome

Deuterostomes (taxonomic term: Deuterostomia; from the Greek: "second mouth") are a superphylum of animals. They are a subtaxon of the Bilateria branch of the subregnum Eumetazoa, and are opposed to the protostomes. Deuterostomes are distinguished by their embryonic development; in deuterostomes, the first opening (the blastopore) becomes the anus, while in protostomes it becomes the mouth.

There are four living phyla of deuterostomes:

Phylum Chordata (vertebrates and their kin)
Phylum Echinodermata (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, etc.)
Phylum Hemichordata (acorn worms and possibly graptolites)
Phylum Xenoturbellida (2 species of worm-like animals)

"That asshat! He is an undeveloped deuterostome!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

recession

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP

Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009