14 definitions by LexAveNYC

A Burmese title meaning Mister.
U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.
by LexAveNYC June 14, 2009
Atomic symbol for uranium, a radioactive, fissile element named for Uranus.
N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k
by LexAveNYC June 17, 2009
McConnell: U mislead ne investors?
Blankfein: Nope.
Mc: k
by LexAveNYC April 25, 2010
Two successive quarterly declines in GDP
Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009
Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?
by LexAveNYC July 13, 2010
was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide
1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*
by LexAveNYC June 11, 2009
A floor wax. Outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.
Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax!
by LexAveNYC November 18, 2007