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Swallow The Whole Nut 

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".

whole nuther 

a grammatically incorrect figure of speech that has become socially acceptable, due to its convenience as a lazy combination of the words "whole" and "another"
Mindless teenager: I really like "Laguna Beach" but I became super stoked when I found out that LC was in a whole nuther show called "The Hills."

Nickleback fan: Sames!
whole nuther by Matthew A March 17, 2009

a whole nutt

Something is so good or “dope” to the point where it is equivalent to the feeling of reaching your breaking point (AKA: bustin a nut)
Or something looks wayyyyy to good to describe.
“bro shorty a whole nutt..i’d smash”
nah son this song a whole nutt..ts bang!”
“this steak good asf. ts a whole nutt.”

eat a whole bowl of nuts 

"So what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Oh, we went back to her place, and she eat a whole bowl of nuts."
*high five*

Nut Guzzling Ass Whore 

Also known as the pivot man, this the guy in the middle of the gay 3 way. He enjoys guzzling everything his buddy up front hand feeds him while at the same time relishing the anal pounding he is being delivered at the other end.

Often used to identify someone who is exhibiting attributes so gay that neither Nut Guzzler or Ass Whore will suffice on their own.

Also can be used to describe someone who is such a complete douche bag AND ass kisser extraordinaire.
Guy 1: dude, have you seen that new guy down in the receiving department? I swear he's the biggest queer I've ever met!

Guy 2: he so belongs in receiving, that Nut Guzzling Ass Whore made a pass at me yesterday when I went to pick up my new stapler

Guy 1: damn, Steve bent me over again on my performance review! He took credit for that new account that I just landed.

Guy 2: now you see why everyone calls him the office Nut Guzzling Ass Whore! The boss will give him your bonus for sure now.
Nut Guzzling Ass Whore by RomadDeez February 21, 2010

whore nuts 

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
whore nuts by scodder November 15, 2012