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whiptonite 

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
whiptonite by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008
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backdoor whartonite 

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.
"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."

Whartonite 

Someone that is attending, or is an alumnus of the prestigious Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. The term can be used to describe both undergrads and MBA students and alumni.
That's a power couple if I ever saw one. She made partner at a top consulting firm in 5 years flat, and he runs the biggest hedge fund in the business. It's not surprising to learn that they're both Whartonites.
Whartonite by koolducati February 6, 2007

chiptonite 

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!
Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!
chiptonite by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Whittonite 

The word whittonite, see also chavs, was derived from the word "Whitton", an area of Ipswich.
Stereotypically, these people are loud-mouthed, offensive, and listen to hiphop or rap music.
They tend to look down on anyone who hasnt been brainwashed into thinking smoking and wearing fake burberry is cool.
They can often be seen hanging around on streetcorners, near mcdonalds or generally anywhere that isnt near their neglectful and possibly abusive parents. They are usually uninventive characterless teenagers with single-digit IQs, and a tendancy to fall pregnant at 14.
They dislike anyone that shows the slightest bit of creativity, and they start one-sided fights with goths, greebos and moshers who just want to get on with life, and live it their own way, doing what they want.
You want an example? take a walk to the nearest park or mcdonalds and watch it for yourself. You will begin to discover how pathetic these people really are.
Whittonite by metalhead_rujobo September 7, 2005

whartonite 

a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.
John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds
whartonite by Eugene April 11, 2005

Chiptonite 

Referring to a chip that you find too delicious. You cannot be around this chip or you will consume the ENTIRE bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.
Keep those Salt & Vinegar chips away from me! Those are my chiptonite... I can't have those!!!
Chiptonite by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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