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whiptonite 

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
whiptonite by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008

wilton lacrosse 

A tradition of excellence. A team comprised of some of the best lacrosse players in the United States. Winners of twenty State Championships and thirteen FCIAC between 1974 and 2004.
-Hey who are those lacrosse players over there?
-O that's the Wilton Lacrosse team.
-Are they good?
-Yea they are the best...much better then those Darien D-bags!
Wilton is a male name that comes from Sweden. He is a really caring guy that will stay up all night just to talk to you, all he wants is you to feel good. Wilton is also the funniest, hottest and nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's extremly smart - Wilton is the perfect guy.
Person 1: Omg do you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yes, he's such a Wilton you need to go up and talk to him!
Wilton by inteefterbliven December 22, 2019
A horrible bitchy teacher who teaches you absolutely nothing and fails you.
Mr Devatsis failed me on my essay. What a whitton!
Whitton by stalinismyghee June 5, 2019

Wilton Manors 

City located in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It is known for its homosexual populace and overpriced property.
We passed at least 5 gay bars when we travelled through Wilton Manors.
Wilton Manors by Teh Pwnerer June 17, 2006
A town in Connecticut where police give tickets to anyone who looks like they might be out of town for any reason they can find. It is theorized that 87% of the town of Wilton's revenue comes from pulling over out of towners.
Wilton: Do you know why I'm pull you over?
Driver: No, was I speeding?
Wilton Officer: No sir, you are not driving a BMW. The drug dogs are on the way.
Wilton by sumdumfuk October 27, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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