A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The
white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.
2. adjetive: a
slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference
see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle,
Matthew's holy hammer
1.
Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to
spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.
2.
Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.