Skip to main content

Whaleologist 

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.
-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"

whoreologist 

someone who is an astute examiner of whores and all that whores entail
Dude you know every prostitute's name on this strip, you're such a whoreologist.
whoreologist by JanuaryinApril September 29, 2006

whoreologist 

A sociologist imagination of the culture of whores and whoredom. An educated study in sociology of how social influences pressure many young women to mindlessly exploit themselves contradicting feminism and serving hegemony and male dominance over women lowering themselves to display behavior considered to be unacceptable and associated with thots, jump offs and gold diggers.
Rosebudd, double D and Fillmore Slim are well versed in whoreology. I would say they are the ultimate whoreologist.
whoreologist by filmzillz August 29, 2014

wineologist 

As a wineologist he spends much time researching, sampling and comparing wines.
wineologist by TweSommelier March 8, 2015

whaleologist 

I want to study whales! I'll be a whaleologist
whaleologist by ronwalrus July 29, 2011