A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on
the internet. A whaleologist is
obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go
after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.
-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"
-"Yeah, I'm one of
the best"
-"What type of whale are you studying now?"
-"
I don't know I have to log on to my
computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"