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Whaleologist 

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.
-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"
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whaleologist 

I want to study whales! I'll be a whaleologist
whaleologist by ronwalrus July 29, 2011

Weaveologist 

A professional person that can discover and cure your weave problems.
"Something is wrong with Crystal's weave, it is a hot mess."
"She need to go to a weaveologist."
Weaveologist by Modelicious Baby December 16, 2008

whiteologist 

That whiteologist is one son of a bitch.

Weaveologist 

A stylist who specializes in hair extensions, aka weaves.
"That girl at The Studio is LA's finest weaveologist"
Weaveologist by JennLuck420 September 19, 2009

whoreologist 

someone who is an astute examiner of whores and all that whores entail
Dude you know every prostitute's name on this strip, you're such a whoreologist.
whoreologist by JanuaryinApril September 29, 2006

whoreologist 

A sociologist imagination of the culture of whores and whoredom. An educated study in sociology of how social influences pressure many young women to mindlessly exploit themselves contradicting feminism and serving hegemony and male dominance over women lowering themselves to display behavior considered to be unacceptable and associated with thots, jump offs and gold diggers.
Rosebudd, double D and Fillmore Slim are well versed in whoreology. I would say they are the ultimate whoreologist.
whoreologist by filmzillz August 29, 2014