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Schlomping the whitebait

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( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

Schlomping the whitebait

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( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

Schlomping the whitebait

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( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

whiteboisex 

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Whiteboisex is when a pussy-free white male mastubates to interracial porn.
I love watching black men get all the white pussy while I have WhiteBoiSex tonight.
whiteboisex by SnowBunny_X November 5, 2020

WhiteCat

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A PP cat that was the first player to speed run Osu! This cat got to #1 in 15 days
Bro that kid's aim is sick

Damn he's a whitecat
WhiteCat by zetsub0 November 1, 2020

WhiteHatJr 

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A fake scam startup, even faker than the Theranos Scandle. it's an ed-tech company who claims to teach coding, instead has hoards of fresh pass-out kids who jack around in slack to supress any rising voice or dissent, or write fake reviews every where like linkedin, twitter, facebook and app stores. There CEO is more faker then Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos. Their teachers? Well, they can't even do a "Hello, World".
Chintu: Hey, look ! I have made an app by learning from WhiteHatJr, now I will get a job in Google!
Pintu: Only place you will get a job is a scam call centre.
WhiteHatJr by ChintuTheManiac November 20, 2020
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