White Wine
White Wine by VäikeKenni June 11, 2018
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white wine
Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.
4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
white wine by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
white wine spritzer
When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
white wine spritzer by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006
white wine rage
The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.
white wine rage by Charlie22 July 30, 2012
white wine divorcee
a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe
Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
white wine divorcee by west coast alliance February 15, 2009
white wine drinker
white wine drinker by El Doctor March 20, 2005
white wine werewolf
Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead
white wine werewolf by mac27 April 29, 2014
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