a phrase that defines the vessel first built and designed to successful use by Sir Thomas Crapper, on Royal warrant to King
Edward the incontinent. However, as a fan of royal bowel movements, he devoted too much time to their study and failed to patent said recepticle, and thus lost out on millions in licensing. Usually found in places of civility (IE anywhere but China), and greatly appreciated when life is absent of them. Hard, circular to
fit the general size of buttock but not the aim of many sexually incompetant men, who if they cannot find
mark in a large round hole, says something about any potential skill with a small one. Usually
white to emphasise the colour your bowels can only
hope to live up to compared to royalty.
First used on "Fairy Odd
Parents" on Nickelodeon, by Jorgon Von Strangle
