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white knoll 

The school of schools. Full of every clique you could imagine. The preps, jocks, loser, stoners, poppers, gang bangers, sluts, whores, douchebags. All that good jazz. With fairly decent athletics and 'smart ones'. Full of life. Frequently on the news if not for the 'cafeteria cutting' or for the drama teacher demonstrating how gorrillas fuck, but also sometimes for those losers who actually do something good. But no one ever talks about that much. With a quite large pregnancy and drop out rate white knoll also has quite a drug bust going on daily. But, for those who attend its our white knoll and we love it til the end. However, its not like we go around campaigning that we go there. Cause its not much to be proud of. SO uh, Go T-Wolves?
"Dude. what the HELL is their issue?"
"They go to white knoll. "

"oh. i see."
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White knoll high school 

Imagine sending your kids to prison that’s pretty much what this is you sit in classrooms for eight hours a day while teachers think about fondling you while people hit dab pens in the back of the classroom have you ever been barked at in the hallway well THIS IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU obsessed with boobs? Well our vice principal Mrs Vining has sweet tits But she’ll cuss you out for wearing ripped jeans so beware Have you ever pushed your sister of a second floor well this is the place for you come down the white knoll and inroll today just know you have to re-create George Floyd‘s death to get in!
“Hey you know that school white knoll high school?”
“Yeah what about it”
“They have some fine ass teachers”
“That’s P”

White Knoll High School 

white•knoll high•school
/whįtə ñołe hï šcōōł/

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Think of the worst place imaginable, then add drugs, teen pregnancy, nicotine addiction, douchie straight guys, racist and homophobic trump🤮 supporters, and guys who can’t keep their tiny micro dicks in their pants. That’s White Knoll! We have everything you could ever ask for! Like creepy teachers who look like the teacher in iCarly with the root and berry retreat, a hot coach who may be gay (and if so hit me up in a year and a half), and much more! Imagine a place where people still use being gay as an insult. (how closeted gay of you) Don’t even get me start on the selection of guys at this school, they are either really ugly or absolute dicks. There are probably 3 good guys at this school, and NO GAY GUYS!!!!!!! Come out y’all what is hold you back. Your “Straight” buddies are probably gay too. So in conclusion, white knoll is just an amazing place to spend 8 hours a day!
“What school do you go to?”
“White Knoll High School”
“You mean the school where a brother pushed his sister off the second floor?”
“Yup, That’s the one!”
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