whimpot

A pot that can hold precisely 69 mL of semen to be donated to a sperm bank.

Dude, my whimpot is almost full, I'll have to make a donation soon.

by Lil_Turk69 February 17, 2025

whimpster

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.

The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.

by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005

whimpon

A Mexican whimp. Physical markings include: soft body, a slight grin, crazy hair, and severe lack of muscle.

"David is such a Whimpon, he did not care that his beater truck blew out a ton of smoke. The only thing that mattered to him was that he was going to get his butt kicked by his cousin for smoking up her house."

by PW and Bison March 25, 2008

Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

whimpo

An extreme whimp, someone who is very weak.

finalbowser is a whimpo!

by Gregg Marx July 16, 2008

Whimotivated

Motivated by libido or fantasy. Motivated by whim.

Why are you in such a hurry?
I am whimotivated to get my belt another notch!

by Alessio Datura January 17, 2022

whimpossible

(adjective) Of, and, or relating to an idea, event or phenomenon, that is whimsical and impossible, rather than serious and practical.

Hippie (running) - "I just saw a UFO land near the clearing."
Geek (strolling nearby)- "That's whimpossible!"

by whinter February 3, 2022