whimpon

A Mexican whimp. Physical markings include: soft body, a slight grin, crazy hair, and severe lack of muscle.

"David is such a Whimpon, he did not care that his beater truck blew out a ton of smoke. The only thing that mattered to him was that he was going to get his butt kicked by his cousin for smoking up her house."

by PW and Bison March 25, 2008

whimpanda

A whimpanda is a person who offers blowjobs to every person they come across.

Amanda is a real whimpanda, she keeps offering me blowjobs!

by Kaipanda November 14, 2017

whimpo

An extreme whimp, someone who is very weak.

finalbowser is a whimpo!

by Gregg Marx July 16, 2008

whimpanzee

A self hating white person. Like chimps, whimpanzees will eat their own for the promise of increasing their ranks in their social hierarchy. But also whimpy enough to forgo their own convictions in favor of acceptance in a group

You see Jim's post about being the only white person who isn't a racist that supports rape culture?
Yeah he's becoming a real whimpanzee

by Supermanwithaplan November 14, 2018

whimpossible

(adjective) Of, and, or relating to an idea, event or phenomenon, that is whimsical and impossible, rather than serious and practical.

Hippie (running) - "I just saw a UFO land near the clearing."
Geek (strolling nearby)- "That's whimpossible!"

by whinter February 3, 2022

whimpompa

A gathering of women

Look at that whimpompa! 10/10's all around!

by toed November 16, 2023

whimpot

A pot that can hold precisely 69 mL of semen to be donated to a sperm bank.

Dude, my whimpot is almost full, I'll have to make a donation soon.

by Lil_Turk69 February 17, 2025