The name of an imaginary bar or club. It's used primarily as an alibi when someone you don't want to hang out with asks where you are. Either they will believe it's an actual location and do their best to find it (which of course they won't), or just come to the realization you are drunk and stop texting/calling you.

Text from annoying person: Dude I just made it down to Philly. Where you at?
Text from you: Whef
Text from annoying person: Never heard of it.

Whef by BuhBye January 17, 2018

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whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

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whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

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whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

whiffle bat by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

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