Whef

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The name of an imaginary bar or club. It's used primarily as an alibi when someone you don't want to hang out with asks where you are. Either they will believe it's an actual location and do their best to find it (which of course they won't), or just come to the realization you are drunk and stop texting/calling you.

Text from annoying person: Dude I just made it down to Philly. Where you at?
Text from you: Whef
Text from annoying person: Never heard of it.

Whef by BuhBye January 17, 2018

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whef

The squishy sound made by a woman's vagina when she is noticeably wet. Usually made when she opens or closes her legs. sometimes made when she is dry-humping.

When my girlfriend was dry-humping my leg, I could hear her wheffing, meaning I could skip the foreplay.

whef by Magnum91 January 10, 2018

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mugin whefie

Someone who is very dumb or stupid.

MUGIN WHEFIE!

mugin whefie by Muffin WHEFIE November 19, 2015

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wheffa

What black people(African Americans) refer to white girls as, meaning a White Heffer.

Paris Hilton is a wheffa.

wheffa by Alaska2015 July 5, 2008

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whefeer

People that don’t put up money for anything but still wanna enjoy the good time

Man that nigga a whefeer

whefeer by Vanlier October 29, 2017

wheffed

When you whack some shit in to something with mega force

fucking wheffed my leg into a bed corner

wheffed by melonhead9999 October 15, 2019

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Wheffi

Smelling something that’s been in someone else’s ass.

She caught him taking a wheffi of the condom he used on her.

Wheffi by kd_whoever November 15, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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