Whef

The name of an imaginary bar or club. It's used primarily as an alibi when someone you don't want to hang out with asks where you are. Either they will believe it's an actual location and do their best to find it (which of course they won't), or just come to the realization you are drunk and stop texting/calling you.

Text from annoying person: Dude I just made it down to Philly. Where you at?
Text from you: Whef
Text from annoying person: Never heard of it.

by BuhBye January 17, 2018

whef

The squishy sound made by a woman's vagina when she is noticeably wet. Usually made when she opens or closes her legs. sometimes made when she is dry-humping.

When my girlfriend was dry-humping my leg, I could hear her wheffing, meaning I could skip the foreplay.

by Magnum91 January 10, 2018

mugin whefie

Someone who is very dumb or stupid.

MUGIN WHEFIE!

by Muffin WHEFIE November 19, 2015

wheffa

What black people(African Americans) refer to white girls as, meaning a White Heffer.

Paris Hilton is a wheffa.

by Alaska2015 July 5, 2008

whefeer

People that don’t put up money for anything but still wanna enjoy the good time

Man that nigga a whefeer

by Vanlier October 29, 2017

wheffed

When you whack some shit in to something with mega force

fucking wheffed my leg into a bed corner

by melonhead9999 October 15, 2019

Wheffi

Smelling something that’s been in someone else’s ass.

She caught him taking a wheffi of the condom he used on her.

by kd_whoever November 15, 2025