whetzal 

The sexiest family I have ever met. Single handedly give licks and make you feel happy. They are godlike!

Those Whetzals are some sexypeople ; Man I love Whetzals!

whetzal by Yeranda11 November 23, 2017

Virginia Whetzler 

a beautiful, lovely, talented, stubborn as hell woman who will always be there for you. Loves to laugh at the stupid things in life. Your best friend but your worst enemy, if you do her wrong. Your future maid of honor. The one you run to when you feel like you are going to cry. The best thing you will never have.

Have you met my friend? She's such a Virginia Whetzler!

Virginia Whetzler by Guitargod1980s February 3, 2010

Whetzell 

Godlike, Superior life-form, deity, a strong compliment

"Dont fuck around Whetzell will get you"

Whetzell by Jason "Whetzell" August 31, 2003

wheezal 

Another word for dick/penis/testicles

He likes wheezals

wheezal by Gucci hoe August 7, 2019

Aaron whetzel 

A creep who breaks girls heart and doesn't know a good thing when it is in front of him. he has to pretend to be somthing else instead of letting a girl love him for him. he isn't going to find anyone like her ever again and he knows it. he think people are laughing with him but they are really laughing at him. Black people will never accept you,they only use you for cheap laughs. but you should have stood behind her. aaron's ever where dont let that special girl go, because she won't always want to help you, never ever love you again but never let her go if you have her. she all you really had in your sad life.

Joe: bruh, that Aaron Whetzel is a slow one.

Malika:man tell me about it, he think i want his ol'e cracka ass! ha, as if. Nigga could keep on dreamin.

Joe: Ikr, thou that boy is so funny to laugh at.

Malika:man he was talkin and all i could do was look down so i didn't laugh in his face!

Aaron whetzel by hard rock python :3 January 6, 2013