Whetzell 

Godlike, Superior life-form, deity, a strong compliment

"Dont fuck around Whetzell will get you"

Whetzell by Jason "Whetzell" August 31, 2003

The Whetsell Effect 

When your math teacher teaches you a new equation, than teaches it to you in reverse.

Teacher: And that’s how you solve these new problems.
Me: Uhh! How could this get any worse!
Teacher: Now let’s do it in reverse!
Me: Crap! The Whetsell Effect is the worst!

The Whetsell Effect by Damp_bread April 25, 2019

Aaron whetzel 

A creep who breaks girls heart and doesn't know a good thing when it is in front of him. he has to pretend to be somthing else instead of letting a girl love him for him. he isn't going to find anyone like her ever again and he knows it. he think people are laughing with him but they are really laughing at him. Black people will never accept you,they only use you for cheap laughs. but you should have stood behind her. aaron's ever where dont let that special girl go, because she won't always want to help you, never ever love you again but never let her go if you have her. she all you really had in your sad life.

Joe: bruh, that Aaron Whetzel is a slow one.

Malika:man tell me about it, he think i want his ol'e cracka ass! ha, as if. Nigga could keep on dreamin.

Joe: Ikr, thou that boy is so funny to laugh at.

Malika:man he was talkin and all i could do was look down so i didn't laugh in his face!

Aaron whetzel by hard rock python :3 January 6, 2013

wetzell 

One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.

Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.

wetzell by iamthemothereffinmanzor January 9, 2009