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whatsup my jordan 

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch
boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee
whatsup my jordan by alaiyah April 3, 2021

whatsupwithitvanillaface 

(interjunction): commonly used when wanting to book a hotel room, also, phrase used to greet.
Guest: whatsupwithitvanillaface.
Clerk: excuse me?
Guest: me and my homie azamat are looking...for a place to park up our black A#$es, so bang bang skeet skeet n$**#r.

whatsupsti? 

A greeting used by "heads" on the Southside of Atlanta.
Hey, man, whatsupsti, and shit? You got any of that killer (i.e. weed)?
whatsupsti? by EyeDefy May 9, 2005
A shortened version of "What's up", which replaces greetings such as "Hello", "How are you?", "What's going on?", etc. This phrase was possibly made popular in the 1940's from a cartoon called Bugs Bunny, when the rabbit said his famous catch phrase, "Eh...What's up, doc?".

If you are not a social recluse then you will most likely be asked "Whatsup?" multiple times a day and be expected to answer with the vague "nothin", "not shit", "chillin", etc.

Other ways to say whatsup:

How's it hanging?, How ya derrin?, How ya doin?, What ho, What it be?, What it do?, What it is?, What's clickin?, What's crackin'?, What's poppin?, What's new?, What gives?, What's cookin?, What's crackalackin?, What's happenin?, etc.
Ex 1:
Whatsup?

Ex 2:
Whatsup mothafucka?

Ex 3:
Bob- Hey girl, whatsup?
Lucy- The sky!
Bob- (Smart ass...)

Ex 4:
Bob- Hey man, whatsup?
Jones- Not shit man.
whatsup by singingbeauty June 28, 2011

whatsup douchebag 

A colloquial expression originating in the northeast United States which is used to address one person or party who is entering the scene after doing something deemed "douchey"
Bryan takes his athletes on a long run and makes them run under 6 minute pace. When he returns from his run, the tmd 800 meter runners are like, "whatsup douchebag."
whatsup douchebag by latigid December 27, 2012

whatsuper 

Old skool way to hello or whats happening
person 1: Whats up wit it?

person 2: Whatsuper?
whatsuper by R Mosby December 16, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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