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whatsup my jordan 

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch
boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee
whatsup my jordan by alaiyah April 3, 2021
slang A question as to the state of somebody's well being; a warm greeting; a slang version of the question 'what is up?'
whassup buddie!
whassup by Nanse :) July 29, 2002

whatsupwithitvanillaface 

(interjunction): commonly used when wanting to book a hotel room, also, phrase used to greet.
Guest: whatsupwithitvanillaface.
Clerk: excuse me?
Guest: me and my homie azamat are looking...for a place to park up our black A#$es, so bang bang skeet skeet n$**#r.

whatsupsti? 

A greeting used by "heads" on the Southside of Atlanta.
Hey, man, whatsupsti, and shit? You got any of that killer (i.e. weed)?
whatsupsti? by EyeDefy May 9, 2005
A shortened version of "What's up", which replaces greetings such as "Hello", "How are you?", "What's going on?", etc. This phrase was possibly made popular in the 1940's from a cartoon called Bugs Bunny, when the rabbit said his famous catch phrase, "Eh...What's up, doc?".

If you are not a social recluse then you will most likely be asked "Whatsup?" multiple times a day and be expected to answer with the vague "nothin", "not shit", "chillin", etc.

Other ways to say whatsup:

How's it hanging?, How ya derrin?, How ya doin?, What ho, What it be?, What it do?, What it is?, What's clickin?, What's crackin'?, What's poppin?, What's new?, What gives?, What's cookin?, What's crackalackin?, What's happenin?, etc.
Ex 1:
Whatsup?

Ex 2:
Whatsup mothafucka?

Ex 3:
Bob- Hey girl, whatsup?
Lucy- The sky!
Bob- (Smart ass...)

Ex 4:
Bob- Hey man, whatsup?
Jones- Not shit man.
whatsup by singingbeauty June 28, 2011

whatsup douchebag 

A colloquial expression originating in the northeast United States which is used to address one person or party who is entering the scene after doing something deemed "douchey"
Bryan takes his athletes on a long run and makes them run under 6 minute pace. When he returns from his run, the tmd 800 meter runners are like, "whatsup douchebag."
whatsup douchebag by latigid December 27, 2012