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Weaveologist 

A professional person that can discover and cure your weave problems.
"Something is wrong with Crystal's weave, it is a hot mess."
"She need to go to a weaveologist."
Weaveologist by Modelicious Baby December 16, 2008
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Weaveologist 

A stylist who specializes in hair extensions, aka weaves.
"That girl at The Studio is LA's finest weaveologist"
Weaveologist by JennLuck420 September 19, 2009
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Whaleologist 

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.
-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"
Whaleologist by The Obama Supporter February 4, 2010

weavologist 

One who exeeds in talent with weaves and hair extentions. Often can put in weaves as fast as a ninja master.

Cassady is the ORIGINAL weavologist. She so fly.
weavologist by xwhitexitxoutx November 10, 2008

weavologist 

One who exeeds in talent with weaves and hair extentions. Often can put in weaves as fast as a ninja master.
Cassaday is the ORIGINAL weavologist. She so fly.
weavologist by xwhitexitxoutx November 9, 2008

whaleologist 

I want to study whales! I'll be a whaleologist
whaleologist by ronwalrus July 29, 2011

weavologist 

A trained master, skilled in the art of creating the perfect weave.
That bitch pulled out one of my braids; now I have to go back and see the weavologist!
weavologist by Cladeedah July 20, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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