A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.

-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"

Whaleologist by The Obama Supporter February 4, 2010

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weavologist

One who exeeds in talent with weaves and hair extentions. Often can put in weaves as fast as a ninja master.

Cassady is the ORIGINAL weavologist. She so fly.

weavologist by xwhitexitxoutx November 10, 2008

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weavologist

One who exeeds in talent with weaves and hair extentions. Often can put in weaves as fast as a ninja master.

Cassaday is the ORIGINAL weavologist. She so fly.

weavologist by xwhitexitxoutx November 9, 2008

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whaleologist

a studier of whales

I want to study whales! I'll be a whaleologist

whaleologist by ronwalrus July 29, 2011

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weavologist

A trained master, skilled in the art of creating the perfect weave.

That bitch pulled out one of my braids; now I have to go back and see the weavologist!

weavologist by Cladeedah July 20, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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