Whalesians 

A huge asian that has similarities to a whale.
She is usually seen at starwars comic cons searching for Little CHILDREN

OH shit that whalesian just chrushed that child.

When the whalesians hit the floor it felt like a Nuke was set off.

Whalesians by Drew is the ultimate Cod playa March 29, 2010

whalesbian 

Gay-community slang for a fat person, usually just for a fat lesbian girl.
Generally accepted as a non-insult, unless the fat person is offended by the fact they're fat.

A: Omg, you ordered 5 Big Macs???
B: Yeah, that should be enough for a snack.
A: Damn, no wonder you're turning into a whalesbian.

whalesbian by bobtail January 24, 2012

Whaleswanker 

it says it all
a guy or a cunt who likes to wank whale knobs for some obscure sick reason

heh look, Alan AKA JQG is the WORSE whaleswanker ever, thats prolly cuz himself is lacking a cock

Whaleswanker by Supernova March 3, 2005