whale play 

When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin

I was going to invest in that coin until I saw that Whale Play was keeping the price down

whale play by GeneralApricot May 31, 2018

while i play unfitting music 

a internet phenomena caused by, idk, maybe some bored kiddies... anyway! it goes like this:

1) get some stupit, annoing music file

2) get a funny video (anime or somthing from a movie or stuff from a video game...)

3) act like a noob and use windows moviemake or iMovie to cut out a little part of the file and copy it very often. make it look like an endless loop.

4) add the gayass music. (if it fits the video take another one)

5) upload this to youtube and call it "(WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR VIDEO) WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC".
yes, you need caps!

and you're done! another retarded "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC"-video.
look forward to coments like this:

"LMFAOWROFLOLAPMP!!!!!!!!"
"fitting ಠ_ಠ"
"lolololololololoolololololollo lol"
"PS TRIPLE"
"fuck that! ɔıƃɐɯ ǝןƃooƃ 'puǝıɹɟ ʎɯ ɔıƃɐɯ ǝןƃooƃ"

kid1: hey man, everybody makes his own "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC VIDEO"! lets make some too ok?

kid2: ok xD

kid with brain: wow -.- im off

while i play unfitting music by omgfailatlife June 10, 2009

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer by Kuul June 21, 2020

playing whale 

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

playing whale by Andrew Hissom June 11, 2006

whaleslayer 

A badass hand forged bottle opener.

That whaleslayer ripped through that wax like hot butter.

whaleslayer by The WhaleSlayer June 13, 2018

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long 

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010