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whaeat thins 

wheat thins, but when you’re high at 1 am
person 1: these wheet things are fire
weat
whaeat?
person 2: you’re eating whaeat thins, you must be high
whaeat thins by empty chair May 8, 2020
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wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.
My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.
wheat burner by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip
Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.
"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"
Similar to "what": used when you're a bit more confused/dazed than usual, often used through texting
*texting*
Anna: Omg why is your dog eating corn??
Sophia: whaat
Anna: sorry wrong person
whaat by Bowlcakes 55555 January 7, 2017

Whistling Through The Wheat Field 

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.
The old man's whistling through the wheat field.