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Means: "What The Fuck Pawned!"
Often used in computergames, when somebody is beaten quickly
"He wtfpnwed me"
"wtfpnw!!!"
wftpwn by Rem3Dy January 16, 2005
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wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003
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Wtfpwn, v. - To pwn very hard, ostensibly to the point of making the pwnee say "wtf"
OMG ROFLZ!11 I wtfpwn j00 l4m3r!!!1
wtfpwn by Allen D May 3, 2004
what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.
holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)
wtfpwnd by batman October 8, 2003
Beyond simple a simple pwn, "wtfpwn" means to pwn someone in a quick and decisive manner, such that they don't know what hit them and/or have little chance to react before dying.
My lvl 60 rogue stealth'ed and wtfpwn'ed those gray noobs.
wtfpwn by jky October 5, 2005

wtfpwned 

V. To be taken by suprise and dominated on by another.
"That newbie gnome mage tried to take the flag back to his base and got wtfpwned by my pyroblast."
wtfpwned by Koruptwon August 8, 2006

wtfpwned 

wtf meaning "what the fuck" an extreme lack of understanding something that just happened to the person making the statment.
pwned meaning Owned being bested without any chance of retaliation.
wtfpwned meaning the person does not understand how they where bested without having a chance for retaliation.
a group of 8 adult human's gang up on 1 small child and take the child's candy, in a short matter of time.

They Wtfpwned him!
wtfpwned by Typo91 March 26, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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