wetworking 

a technique simulating the experience of shock, in which a person is strapped, face up, to a chair and their eyes are forced open with a speculum, while exposing large quantities of intense imagery to the individual for prolonged and varied amounts of time, allegedly making the victims insane.

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laughter while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as THE KING OF SLOP. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.

wetworking by Gray Water December 24, 2017

wetworking 

sleeping with someone in order to get some sort of career-related goal accomplished.

I was out wetworking last night - I woke up in the bed of one of the most successful techno dj/producers. Hopefully he'll play my parties now!!

wetworking by HMacNYC March 25, 2010

social networking sites cycle 

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

social networking sites cycle by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Networking 

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.

Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.

Networking by Bobbo231 January 8, 2020

Networking 

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.

Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!

Networking by hublahh August 3, 2010

socialist-networking 

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.

Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.

socialist-networking by Foznots March 23, 2011

Anti-Social Networking 

1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.

acronym ASN.

A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.

Anti-Social Networking by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011