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Wetstack 

Male member would do the following:
- Cum in mouth
- Piss on face/in mouth
- take a soft shit in & around the mouth
- spit

The recipient would then complete the "wet stack" by vomiting the items onto the erect penis and/or face of the other member.
Gary ejaculated into Cindy's mouth and quickly spun around to release his bowels held back by the butt plug into her mouth. He quickly stood up and and began to urinate upon her face, which was visibly showing signs of nausea. He quickly spat upon the pile of excrement and layed flat on his back. Cindy immediately sat upright and vomited onto Gary's open mouth. Thus completing the act of the wetstack.

The two then basked in the afterglow before money was exchanged and Gary left.
Wetstack by /thread June 7, 2009
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Wettlaufer 

To wettlaufer: to make up something sop bullshit that no one believes you. ie: to lie about something you did
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I went to Walmart and lit it on fire
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally wettlaufering!
Wettlaufer by ballsinmouthyo January 10, 2010
You’re a wetta

Hasnain is a wetta bruv
wetta by Badass bish May 7, 2019

wetstainz 

a man who likes to pee in his bed
(p1)why does wetstainz like to pee on his bed?
(p2)thats why he has wet stains of piss on his bed.
(p1)oh
wetstainz by Hugo_naxes April 10, 2022

Lunar Wetta 

Alternative derogatory slang for african-american. Synonym for Moon Cricket: Lunar referring to the moon and a Wetta is type of large cricket.
I drove down MLK Boulevard at night with the windows down and I heard the Lunar Wettas everywhere.
Lunar Wetta by Solenya December 3, 2019

wettastic 

"Baby, you are so wettastic right now...."
wettastic by M.James Short November 8, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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